Review of the Year...
Ok…. Time to review 2011. I started my driving lessons, got a new boss, turned 30, pissed about with Linux, hacked my psp, went to several drag racing meetings and decided I like cabbage. Pretty eventful then. On to 2012, where, should you believe Hollywood, Woody Harleson will die in Yellowstone park during the forthcoming apocalypse.
Summary of Star Trek: The Next Generation
Crew: HOLY SHIT MAJOR PROBLEM.
Wesley: Guys I know how to fix-
Crew: No, you're just a kid.
Wesley: The solution is to-
Crew: Shut up Wesley.
Crew: SHUT. UP.
Slightly surreal texting with my mother
Mom: Can we bring a ham to Christmas dinner?
Me: It turns out that nobody is really into ham.
Mom: What about bacon?
Me: For Christmas?
Mom: Everything's better with bacon.
Me: Damn your flawless logic!
Mom: I'm bringing the bacon.
So…. I’m at the In-laws for a good old fashioned family christmas. There isn’t an RV in the drive but there is a caravan, which will have to do. So far, we have enjoyed a breakfast cooked by PB and the Crazy Cat Lady while The Mad Scientist is playing FIFA 10 on his PS3. I wanted to bring mine so I could play Arkham City and Assassins Creed but PB wouldn’t let me...
The Annual Winter Festival is fast approaching
Soo… we’re into December. The season of goodwill to all men - apart from that guy who looked at you funny in the pub. Cards will be sent (overloading the already crippled postal system), present’s will be bought (stimulating the economy yet DC will still tell us we need to keep spending to line his pockets more), and vast quantities off food will be eaten. I can hardly wait! ...